Share your BISAYA Jokes!

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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby fhizoo » Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:43 am

When the clerk of court read the case… D accused shouted…………Buang mong tanan. Usa ra akong gi-rape!!!Nganong People of the Philippines man akong kontra. ---
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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby fhizoo » Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:50 am

Liwat ni Tatay!

Son: Tay kasab-an ko ako maestro ganina!
Tatay: Ha! Ngano man?
Son: Ako gi kiss-san ako seatmate ganina!
Tatay: Anak gyud taka, liwat jud ka nako dah! He,he,he nya lami bah?
Son: pirteng lamea tay uy, gwapo kayo siya uy as in to the max!---
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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby Optimus_Prime » Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:57 am

iggabz wrote:is ka adlaw sa jeep.......

c juan ka utoton kaayo sa nga tanan. dawbi kai taimingan man nga tsada kaayo ang music. -imma be ang sounds-.

ka huna-huna dayon juan nga isabay niya sa beat ang iyang pag utot.

pag human niya utot, tingala dayon juan ngano nananaw ang mga tao sa iyaha.

sus naka headset man diay c juan.


- kuha ra nako ni sa text....


hahahaha ! :mrgreen:
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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby JesusFreak » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:58 am

Sa Math Class...
Teacher: Banong, kung meron akong 1 piraso ng karne at hinati ko ito, ilang piraso na?
Banong: 2 po ma'am!
Teacher: At kung hinati ko pa pareho?
Banong: 4 na piraso po!
Teacher: Hinati ko ulit.
Banong: 8 piraso po.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa.
Banong: 16 po mam.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa?
Banong: 32 piraso na po!
Teacher: Kung hinati ko ulit?
Banong: 64 po! (nakangiti)
Teacher: At hinati ko pa? 2 beses ko pang hinati?
Banong: Ay susmaryosep ma'am! GINILING na po! GINILING!!!
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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby louecay29 » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:21 pm

Si Pedro nga sakristan mangumpisal pero nailhan na sya
sa pari, gi diritsu sya'g pangutana


Pari : Pedro, knsay nangawat sa limos sa simbahan?
Pedro: di naku madunggan padre

Pari : usbon ko, knsay nangawat sa limos sa simbahan?
Pedo : Na, Di jud madunggan padre.

Pari : Maoba? baylo ta'g pwesto beh.

(Nagbaylo sila'g pwesto)

Pedro : Padre, knsay nakapaburos sa atong organista?

Pari : husto tuod noh?! di jud bitaw madunggan..

nyahahhaha..grb nga juwk..wala lng share lng nku..hehehe
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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby johnreyes » Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:18 am

wahahaha
up ko ani
makalingaw kaayo!
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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby tannex » Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:05 am

LIBRENG BAKUNA FROM APARRI TO JOLO... hehehehe ...(JOKE)
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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby shobelu » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:05 pm

atay nga kugmo haha nc
pax unitas justitia
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