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Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby Chat Master » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:26 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby XyReX » Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:09 pm

Sa sulod sa jeep, naay Nursing student nga nag sige ug kulitog sa iyang ilong.

Hilabtanon na tiguwang: Day, unsay gikuha nimo?
Estudyante: Nursing.
Hilabtanon na tiguwang: Aw! Abi nakog kugmo.
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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby wdlm » Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:36 am

unsay chada na palusot pag nakatulog ka sa jeep daun mitulo imong laway?

"hala ka oi!, ka grabe sa init, pati akong baba gi singot!" :D:D:D
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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby wdlm » Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:43 am

Sulat si Juan ug love letter gamit ang alphabet:

ABC- always be careful
DEF- don't ever forget
GHI- go home immediately
JKLM- just keep loving me
NOPQRSTUVW- no one perfectly quite romantic shall treat u very well

naglibog si Juan ky 3 letters na lang nahabilin!...

XYZ- xee you zoon! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby JesusFreak » Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:53 pm

Si juan nahulog sa bangin nga naay leon.

Juan: Lord, himo-a intawon ning leon ug Christian.
Leon: Lord, salamat sa pagkaon nga imo gihatag, amen.

..Ug gi kaon na sa Leon si Juan :)
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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby karl_kcs » Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:55 am

XyReX wrote:Sa sulod sa jeep, naay Nursing student nga nag sige ug kulitog sa iyang ilong.

Hilabtanon na tiguwang: Day, unsay gikuha nimo?
Estudyante: Nursing.
Hilabtanon na tiguwang: Aw! Abi nakog kugmo.



hahhahaha! puerting inita! hahahha nice joke bai! keep em coming'! :lol:
May fortune favor the foolish ones that go against guns with knives...
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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby igiptomo » Mon Jun 28, 2010 12:45 am

usa ka studyante misakay ug jeep gikan xavier heights ug na naug sa gaston park ug miingon: " diri lang ko", ug mikuot sa iyang bulsa pagkuha ug plete ug gitunol nya sa driver sa jeep. nangutana ang driver sa jeep " diin ni gikan boss?" ug mitubag ang studyante "asa pa di sa akong bulsa". naglingolingo ang driver ug gitunol nya ang sukli didto sa studyante, ug ang studyante nga nakabantay nga murag kuwang ang iyang sukli nangutana sad sa driver sa jeep" pila man diay ning gaston park noy?" mitubag ang driver sa jeep " ambot pangutan a lang ang mayor."
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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby littlebrat2k » Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:22 pm

igiptomo wrote:usa ka studyante misakay ug jeep gikan xavier heights ug na naug sa gaston park ug miingon: " diri lang ko", ug mikuot sa iyang bulsa pagkuha ug plete ug gitunol nya sa driver sa jeep. nangutana ang driver sa jeep " diin ni gikan boss?" ug mitubag ang studyante "asa pa di sa akong bulsa". naglingolingo ang driver ug gitunol nya ang sukli didto sa studyante, ug ang studyante nga nakabantay nga murag kuwang ang iyang sukli nangutana sad sa driver sa jeep" pila man diay ning gaston park noy?" mitubag ang driver sa jeep " ambot pangutan a lang ang mayor."



hahaha. is this for real? joker man ui. :)
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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby Horizon » Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:10 am

man 1 : bai ngano gwapo man jud neh si Horizon

man 2: ambot lageh..

Horizon: i agree with you man 1 .

man 1 : JOKE RA GANEH GANAHAN PUD KA !

man 2 : hahahhahah!! lol " THEN MAN 2 DIED because of too much laughing " :lol: :lol:

hahahahhaha CORNY ! i dont know whats on my mind right now!! :o :lol:
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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby dudeaze » Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:14 pm

Hahaha. Nice Nice!!!

Particularly enjoyed the Nursing and the Gaston Park thing... I'll look for something to post as well... :lol:
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