Share your BISAYA Jokes!

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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby sawekz_belzebub » Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:37 pm

TEACHER: Clas, use DERMATOLOGIST in a sentence

(use it..!)

JUAN: DEAR MA, TULO DIYES n kron ang itlog sa manok, upat diyes kung gagmay

TEACHER: Gawaasss...!! :lol:
--pasabta ko kay wala ko kasabot...


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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby reynin77 » Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:07 am

wow :D
nice kau ang mga jokes ..
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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby reynin77 » Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:11 am

teacher: juan read ur 500 word-story
2 ur classsmates.

juan : ok
one day, my dogggy is lost so i went outside d house
and look 4 my doggy.







tokoy(483x)


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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby sawekz_belzebub » Sun Aug 08, 2010 12:15 am

^ :lol:
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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby iggabz » Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:52 pm

is ka adlaw sa jeep.......

c juan ka utoton kaayo sa nga tanan. dawbi kai taimingan man nga tsada kaayo ang music. -imma be ang sounds-.

ka huna-huna dayon juan nga isabay niya sa beat ang iyang pag utot.

pag human niya utot, tingala dayon juan ngano nananaw ang mga tao sa iyaha.

sus naka headset man diay c juan.


- kuha ra nako ni sa text....
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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby sawekz_belzebub » Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:30 pm

A naked girl riding on a taxi..

G: Y mn anah ka mkatan-aw?! Krn pka kta baye naghubo?!

Driver: wLa!! Ga huna2x lng q asa nmo gbutang imu pmilite..

:D
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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby fhizoo » Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:22 am

LINOG!

Teacher: Unsay dapat buhaton kung maglinog?

Juan: Magsuga, mam!

Teacher: Ha? Ngano man?

Juan: Maglinog man sa among payag kada gabii man. Inig pasiga nako sa suga, muundang dayon ang linog!
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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby fhizoo » Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:24 am

Tikasan!

Buta ug Libat nagsinumbagay…

Buta: Hoy Libat! Gawas diha! Ayaw pag tago-tago sa ngit-ngit!

Libta: In your dreams! Ngano gud tawng mugawas ko nga duha man mo kabuok! Alkansi ko no!
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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby fhizoo » Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:27 am

English 101: Translation!


Anak: Tay unsay English sa otot?
Tatay: Wind of Change
Anak: Ug Otot nga wa tingog?
Tatay: Sound of Silence
Anak: Ug Otot nga dalang tae tay?
Tatay: Dust in the wind
Anak: Pag ka bright dyod ning tatay, Liwat dyod ko nimo!
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Re: Share your BISAYA Jokes!

Postby fhizoo » Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:32 am

Nyakis!



Lola Gihold up..Lola: wa ko'y kwarta!
Holdaper: Naa! kahibalo ko asa nimo gbutang!(Gikuot sa holdaper ang iyang bra)
Lola: Doy padayon, naa pa cheke sa ubos!
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